Friday, June 23, 2006

Shayeri ise kehte hain...

It's 'sasta' time,people!!!!!!Have fun.....


Tumko dekha.... !!
Tumko dekha....to yeh khayal aaya
Tumko dekha....to yeh khayal aaya
Paaglon ke stock mein naya maal aaya!

Idhar khuda hai, udar khuda hai,
jidar dekho udar khuda hai,
idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai
jidhar nahi khuda hai....udhar DDA kal khodega!

The night is dark, the moon is high,
I stop my car, u ask why?
I come close to u, u feel shy,
I tell u those three magical words....
Ayela, tyre Puncture!!!

Tumsa sa koi dusara jameen par huato rab se sikayat hogi....
Ek to jhella nahi jata
dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!

koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
nuclear power ka jamaana hai, bomb se udaa do saale ko..........

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,
Ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
Pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
Phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga!!!

Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..
Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha......
Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta...
Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha !

Mere marne ke baad mere
doston,yu aansoo na bahana,
Agar meri yaad aaye to,sidhe upar chale aana!!

Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha
Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha
Unho ne phool phenka..pur gamla bhi saath tha!!

Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya
Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya
Tumhari saheli ko dekha to doosra khyal aaya!!


Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha,
Har Meenar Ko Dekha,
Har Kaleen Ko Dekha,
Har Khidki Se Dekha...
Aur Bola...
Maa Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya !!!

Maine puchha chand se "dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin",
chand ne kaha "abe saale itni upar se dikhta hai kya".

kabhi khamoshi kuch keh jaati hai,
Tadapne ke liye yaad reh jaati hai,
Kya fark padta hai CLASSIC ho ya GOLD FLAKE
jalne ke baad sirf rakh reh jaati hai.

I mixed RUM in water and got drunk.
I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk.
I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again.
Now I have decided never to drink water again !!!

Life without u is impossible.
U r in my blood. Cannot stay for a sec without u.
If there u aren't, I'm dead.
Excuse me, I'm talking of oxygen.

Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi,
jise pyaar kiya woh paris chali gayi.
Khudkhushi karne ke liye maine jab taar nikala,
tab yeh kambakht bijali hi chali gayi!!!

Zindagi mein tum bahut aage jaaoge,
kyonki jahan bhi tum jaooge,
sab kahenge,
chal be chal aage chal.

Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko tarranume numayish se aghaa dena...
Jo iska matlab samajh aaye to please mujhe bhi bata dena.....

Ek sher sunata hoon..zara dhyaan se sun na,
mujhe nahi aata kisi aur se sun na.....

Airhostes to Laloo : R U a vegetarian or non vegetarian Sir ? Laloo : I m a Saggitarian! Airhostes : Sir aap mansahari hain ya shakahari? Laloo : Hum BIHARI hain...!

Bhagwan se Scooter manga.. Car di;
Ghar manga.. bangla diya;
dost manga toh tumhey diya..
Bhagwan ne isbar aisa zulm kyoun kiya ????

Ap ki awaz KOYAL Jaisi,
Aankhain HIRAN Jaisi,
Chal MOR jaisi,
Aadtain BANDAR Jaisi,
Acha hota agar Koi ek Aadat Bhi Insanon Wali Hoti

Rose,Lotus,Tulips,Sunflower all flowers are nice and sweet but they have no comparison with U bcoz Gobhi ke phool ki to baat hi alag hoti hai.....


When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, the world seems to be fading away, come along with me i'll take u an eye specialist !! *

Maine Kaha Dil-Ruba- Usne kaha Paise Dikha.
Maine Kaha-Paise Nahi Usne kaha Kaise Nahi
Maine Kaha Mehangayi Hai.. Usne Kaha-Ja Tu mera Bhai Hai....

Tu Chaand maange main Chaand de du,
tu raat maange main raat de du,
Tu dil maange main dil de du,
Tu Jaan maange......
Abe bas Departmental Store samajh rakha hai kya???

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya KUCH TO HUA HAI KUCH HO GAYA HAI, Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya SAB KUCH ALAG HAI SAB KUCH NAYA HAI

I wrote ur name on the sands.............
it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in air..........................
it got blown away,
So i wrote ur name in my heart.............
i got a HEART ATTACK

when i ask u for a flower,
u give me a bouquet
when i ask u for a stone
u give me a statue
when i ask u for a feather
u give me a peacock
ARE YOU REALLY DEAF???

Teacher : four beautiful ladies r walking on the road.change it to a exclamatory sentence ... * Student : WOW !

when i call u;
1 ring means i'm thinking of u;
2 ring means i like u;
3 means i miss u;
4 means .........pick d phone idiot

Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
aur vo boli ki Thanda matlab Coca Cola

When I C the moon I C U ,
When I C the stars I C U,
when I C the Sea I C U,
get out of the way you are blocking my view.

A friend is one who sees the first tear,
catches the second
and stops the third,
If the fourth one still comes..
then slaps you and says..
"Abe nautanki band kar."

Wife : Do you want dinner?Husband : Sure, what are my choices?Wife : Yes and no. First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!! "Second Guy : "You're fortunate, mine's still alive."

Santa:kutte shaadi kyun nahi karde??
Banta:Kyunki voh toh pehle hi kutton ki zindagi ji rahe hote hain.

Whatz a PJ ?Obviously "a poor joke"Whatz a (P + i J)?
"complex poor joke"

Why don't people laugh on a "complex poor joke" ?
Bcoz the joke part of it is imaginary.

Enjooooy!!!

10 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhh.......relly relly relly relly funny...............
Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha
Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha
Unho ne phool phenka..pur gamla bhi saath tha!!
this one rox!!!! LAMO ROFL!!
keep postin
!!!!!! ....**chortling, signs off**

5:26 AM  
Blogger nikita said...

sastey with discount??... perfect !!
When I C the moon I C U ,
When I C the stars I C U,
when I C the Sea I C U,
get out of the way you are blocking my view.

-this one was the best....... :D

7:39 AM  
Blogger [\\Kartikeya//] said...

hey! radhika ill posta comment later!

2:21 PM  
Blogger Radhika Batra said...

only 3 comments???????
is dis punishment for not being a dipsite:P????????

10:15 AM  
Blogger Shayeri said...

yes rads...it's punishment for posting rite before nikita does. you're doomed for life..now you hafta bow down to nikita...hehe

nice Shayeris....after all I AM NICE ;)

10:21 AM  
Blogger Shayeri said...

hmm...so continuing from there...well...lemme add one of mine. it was there in an amir khan moive

Aagey se dekha toh kitni haseen thi,
peechey se dekha toh bigdi macheen thi"


hehe....shers are fun, almost as ,much as santa banta jokes...

10:25 AM  
Blogger Radhika Batra said...

lol!!
nice i'll add it to my collection..

10:29 AM  
Blogger Anwita Khaitan said...

Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha,
Har Meenar Ko Dekha,
Har Kaleen Ko Dekha,
Har Khidki Se Dekha...
Aur Bola...
Maa Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya !!!


HILARIOUS!!! HAHAHAH!!

koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
abe aage bhi to bol...............
nuclear power ka jamaana hai, bomb se udaa do saale ko.................

LOL.. isnt this an old hindi flick song??? :D:D...

Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko tarranume numayish se aghaa dena...
Jo iska matlab samajh aaye to please mujhe bhi bata dena.....
..
SERIOUSLY!! i guess i'll have to ask my dad................

anyway niceee post.... but yaar.. copy paste post ke liye copypaste comment:D:D:P:P..............(not that it wasnt totally hilarious!)

hail the queen of sastas!!:D

Now I bow before you and take your leave :D...............

11:51 AM  
Blogger nikita said...

hey.. i didn't realize i posted just after you did ... so sorry.. next time i'll take care... and once again - sastey mast hain !!

7:41 AM  
Blogger Radhika Batra said...

no probs,niks
anyway karky!!!!!!!!wat happened to ur comment????????

10:41 AM  

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